User since: Oct 24, 2001 at 18:57 UTC (24 years ago) Last here: Feb 13, 2009 at 03:44 UTC (17 years ago) Experience: 283 Level: Scribe (6) Writeups: 45 Location: Destination User's localtime: Dec 16, 2025 at 12:22 EST Scratchpad: View For this user: Search nodes

The origins of Kage:

• Name created about 5 or 6 years ago, as I had started learning Japanese, and found that the word "Kage" meant "Shadow."
• Role-Played in various MUDs and MUCKs using the name, Kage for a few scattered years.
• Transferred to Yahoo! Role-Playing areas, called Ayenee, under different various names; Kage was ditched from Role-Playing, and used as a tagname in various (GOOD) hacking societies.
• Joined a clan in Yahoo! Role-Playing, called No-Shinto, under the name of Kage; Ditched all other old names.
• Become a very popular and well-known Role-Player in Yahoo!, dozens of message boards, and various Telnet MUD/MUCKs as Kage.
• Left Yahoo! Role-Playing when idiots and Godmoders started appearing by the grosses; Also left the (STILL GOOD) hacking society after notoriety started surrounding the name of Kage.
• Used the name Kage as a tagname in the programming society.

• Name: Alex
• Age: 21
• Sex: Male
• Status: Happily Taken :D~
• All other information is irrelevant.

<Kage> $boredomlevel = "57"; while ($boredomlevel) { $boredomlevel++ }
<deprecated> tye++
<tye> how did BSD break xargs?
Kage is reduced to typing useless and completely stupidiotic codes for no purpose, only to amuse and/or annoy someone or everyone. How sad.

<jeffa> How can I keep my s‎crip‎t from getting stoned all the time and forgetting stuff?
<cjf-II> hmm, not quite as bad as I thought then, I guess Microsoft's worst design decisions ever remain at the top of the list ;-)
<pfaut> jeffa, take away its hash?
<Kage> while (1) {jeffa++; } :D!
<jeffa> and a winner is cjf-II! ;)
<Beatnik> cpan://Tie::Hash::Cannabinol]

<sheep> 'evening
<Corion> Hi sheep :)
<sheep> Hello Corion :>
Corion just discovered that Fire$ANIMAL creates a new tab on double-clicking in empty tab-space ...
<Kage> I don't believe I know sheep?
Kage just discovered that Fire$DEADANIMAL creates medium-well meat, ready for eatin'
<atcroft> good-localtime, sheep
<Corion> Kage: You don't know those white fluffy and cute animals?
sheep greets Kage - that's me sheep!
<sheep> Hola atcroft.
<Corion> Anyway - it's bedtime for me, and counting the one, over and over again :)
<sheep> Hehe, good night then Mr. Corion, sleep well
<Kage> Corion, I'm from West Virginia, believe me, I know those sexy, fluffly, white and cute animals very well.. Baaaa.
atcroft refrains from a comment that could be used against him in ways other than proving his stupidity

b10m curses after noticing his server hung itself again ... damned suicidal servers!
<atcroft> b10m: you have to remember to give them the jumpsuits that are one-piece only, and take away shoestrings, belts, and anything else that can easily be used for hanging...
<b10m> atcroft Can't really deny them an UTP cable, now can I?
<atcroft> b10m: did they seem depressed?
<b10m> atcroft To be honest, it looked quite happy, serving everyone's needs with pleasure ...
<atcroft> it's always the ones you least suspect.... *shrug*
<Kage> These are times when you need to sit down with your servers and talk to them about teen issues they may be experiencing.
<blue_cowdawg> hi there gang!
<b10m> Kage Nah, usually a good kick works better
<atcroft> Kage: like interfacing with other machines they don't know?
<blue_cowdawg> side kick, front snap or roundhouse kick b10m?
<Kage> NO, b10m! Abuse is NOT the answer! Silence the violence *smack*
<blue_cowdawg> . o O ( kicking a machine could result in hurting your foot )
<Kage> atcroft, or better yet, talking with them about protection. Every server should wear a firewall before interfacing.
<blue_cowdawg> yes... a server should always practice safe hex.
<atcroft> *rofl*
blue_cowdawg feels very sage at the moment.
<b10m> blue any kick will do. My combat boots will protect my feet :)
<Kage> b10m, or a good pair of Metatarsels.
b10m .oO( A server /should/ at least leave a note of why it commited suicide! )
barrd wanders back in and kicks b10m just 'cause sporty isn't about ;-)

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