My First JAPH

#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
print "Just Another Perl Hacker!\n";
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or...the golf version...

#!/usr/bin/perl
print "Just Another Perl Hacker!\n";
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Why do I have a feeling that I am going to get flamed over this lousy joke? (and I submit it now anyhow...what a dope...)

Update:
I know alot of people aren't real pleased with this node.

I hope I can ALMOST make up for it with the code below. I know it isn't much, but it is the best I could do in a short period of time and I just wanted to gesture an apology to a community that has done so much for me...

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;my $japh=q/tsuJ rehtonA lreP !rekcaH/;
my @j = reverse split /\s+/, reverse $japh;
for (0..3){print $j[$_], " ";}
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seanbo

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Re: My First JAPH by z0d (Hermit) on Aug 10, 2001 at 19:30 UTC
Let's see a golfed version. You should have written it like: `perl -wle 'die"Just Another $^X hacker\n"';` [download] `-- <-- z0d -->` [download]	[reply] [d/l] [select]
Re: Re: My First JAPH by seanbo (Chaplain) on Aug 10, 2001 at 20:33 UTC
Yeah, that's pretty good. ActiveState perl doesn't do anything, but on my linux box, it does good. Either way, I think I would be losing XP on this post. seanbo	[reply]
Re: My First JAPH by petral (Curate) on Aug 10, 2001 at 19:37 UTC
Not that this will help with all the glumpusses around here, but I thoght it was great -- especially the golfed version! (But then most don't find my humor amusing either.) p	[reply]
Re: Re: My First JAPH by seanbo (Chaplain) on Aug 10, 2001 at 20:35 UTC
Sweet! A fellow comedian! I am glad I am not the only one... To make up for upsetting people, I am going to work on a true JAPH. I have gotten some nasty feedback from this...I guess humor isn't taken lightly around these parts. seanbo	[reply]
Re: My First JAPH by tadman (Prior) on Aug 10, 2001 at 05:46 UTC
You knew you were going to "get flamed" (read: lose XP) and you went ahead and pressed "Submit" anyway. That doesn't strike me as being particularily astute.	[reply]
Re: Re: My First JAPH by seanbo (Chaplain) on Aug 10, 2001 at 17:04 UTC
Not to mention, I don't come here just for the XP. XP are an added bonus for when I feel I did well, If I lose a few over this, I'm OK with it because there are times I got XP when I don't think I really deserved them. In the end, it all works out. seanbo	[reply]
Re: Re: My First JAPH by seanbo (Chaplain) on Aug 10, 2001 at 17:01 UTC
Astute, no...in a silly mood, yes. I have no idea what came over me, I was sitting at home last night, checking my email, surfing through PM, saw some cool obfu and japh's and thought..."wouldn't it be funny if...". I do realize it was only funny to me. It still makes me chuckle and worth the 5 --'s it got (so far), anymore though and I may become unhappy. It was all in fun...oh well. Maybe there are 5 others out there with the same twisted sense of humor as I have that want to ++ it and I will end up with 0 overall on it... seanbo	[reply]