Not that this will help with all the glumpusses around here, but I thoght it was great -- especially the golfed version! (But then most don't find my humor amusing either.)
Sweet! A fellow comedian! I am glad I am not the only one... To make up for upsetting people, I am going to work on a true JAPH. I have gotten some nasty feedback from this...I guess humor isn't taken lightly around these parts.