in reply to Words that rhyme with perl

I'll offer churl.

use Moops; class Cow :rw { has name => (default => 'Ermintrude') }; say Cow->new->name

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Re^2: Words that rhyme with perl
by Athanasius (Archbishop) on Feb 22, 2014 at 04:09 UTC

    Reminds me of a poem by Ogden Nash:

                      The Squirrel

    A squirrel to some is a squirrel,
    To others, a squirrel’s a squirl.
    Since freedom of speech is the birthright of each,
    I can only this fable unfurl:
    A virile young squirrel named Cyril,
    In an argument over a girl,
    Was lambasted from here to the Tyrol
    By a churl of a squirl named Earl.

    :-)

    Athanasius <°(((><contra mundum Iustus alius egestas vitae, eros Piratica,