Reminds me of a poem by Ogden Nash:

                  The Squirrel

A squirrel to some is a squirrel,
To others, a squirrel’s a squirl.
Since freedom of speech is the birthright of each,
I can only this fable unfurl:
A virile young squirrel named Cyril,
In an argument over a girl,
Was lambasted from here to the Tyrol
By a churl of a squirl named Earl.

:-)