Anyway, here's three from me (one for each of the quip locations):

I'd like to see the current list of quips, just to grab the average sense and usage: I collected Monkbar quips once, but I can find it only obfuscated now.

I'd add also some famous sentences from some respected ones.

L*

I'd like to see the current list of quips, just to grab the average sense and usage

I think it would be better to work in vacuo; don't be biased by prior art.
If you suggest something which is "good" but "too similar to an existing entry", we can tweak it as we go.

Today's latest and greatest software contains tomorrow's zero day exploits.

Reinventing the wheel

Oh yeah, we had a nice thread about that topic over a decade ago (oh man, i'm getting old): Reinventing the wheel

And even though this discussion was started by a much younger, dumber version of myself, i'm still happy about the decision to write my own webserver. As a matter of fact, i'm working on a commercial product right now that uses a (much improved, changed and reimagined/reinvented) version of that old project of mine as a basis.

PerlMonks XP is useless? Not anymore: XPD - Do more with your PerlMonks XP

Shouldn't that have been

<Reveal this spoiler or all in this thread>

I get this from my kids on a regular basis, I was not expecting this here :P Well played sir.

piano men

Rick Astley once said, "I'll lend you my copy of Snow White, but I'm never gonna give you Up!" :-)

"It's not how hard you work, it's how much you get done."

Chatterbox

Monkbar

(Both referring to Rubber duck debugging.)

Duck, you sucker! (a film reference, not personal :)

bw, bliako

And a later addition (edit):

Cheers, Sören

Here's another:

Suggestions for the XP Nodelet:

Chatterbox:

Monkbar:

For the monkbar:

(inspired by A small step...and a giant leap for Bod)

Thank you!

Here's one for the Monk Bar...