in reply to Monk Quips Quest

I was going to say that I'll get the ball rolling; however, ++Happy-the-monk has already posted some suggestions in 'Promoting old (2009) node: "I want more monkquips"'.
Update: Happy-the-monk's suggestions moved to the current thread (Monk Quips Quest) following successful "Reparent" consideration.

Anyway, here's three from me (one for each of the quip locations):

XP Nodelet
Keep this receipt; you can't get a refund without one.
Chatterbox
All I can hear is my teeth chattering.
Monkbar
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

— Ken

In Section Quests