You gained X XP and the price of gas rises 50% in Amsterdam
Wonder what to do with your XP? Ask cavac
You gained X XP. Sure to deserve them?
XP is just a number. Is sainthood just a string?
You loose X XP points: dont worry! But clean the kitchen please

Chatterbox

(when no monks are) NodeReaper: Better alone than in bad company
(when no monks are) NodeReaper wrote a love letter and no one is here to lick the stamp
NodeReaper goes to the kitchen to cook Cailles en Sarcophage
NodeReaper invites you to see their collection of Acherontia Atropos
NodeReaper says: sure we can drink togheter! But then you rag to dry..
NodeReaper books his vacation at Overlook Hotel
NodeReaper sings La Llorona too loudly in the corridors
NodeReaper watches The Day of the Dead surrounded by chewed popcorn
NodeReaper is having nap time in room 237
NodeReaper never closes their eyes. You are warned.
NodeReaper waters their marigolds
NodeReaper sets room 237 JAPH as screensaver
NodeReaper reads Spoon River Anthology sipping a Bloody Mary

Monkbar

Try out the Perlmonks wine: Test! Test!! Test!!! (if missing the joke.. see it)
Test! Test!! Test!!!
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code. So, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. (shortened a bit)
Optimising for fewest key strokes only makes sense transmitting to Pluto or beyond (Grandfather's signature)
First ask yourself `How would I do this without a computer?' Then have the computer do it the same way. (kennethk's signature)
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things
So now I don't tell people the NSA uses Perl. I merely tell people the NSA thinks everyone uses Perl. They should know, after all. (Larry Wall)
Code, tests, documetation: choose your order.
Newer perls are faster. Really.
Vocatus atque non vocatus deus aderit
If you visit Roma you can drink some decent wine with Discipulus
Use the Source Luke!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Respect all nuns and monks: there are humans behind nicknames
Respect mammals: we are all core::DATA
74.65.80.72 should be assigned to Larry! Sign the petition! (see why :))
A clever module with poor documentation is a poor module
Programming is a matter of interfaces
Perl is dead as NodeReaper is fat
Perl is dying since decades, dont you too?
Reinvent the wheel
The purpose of a language is not to help you learn the language, but to help you learn other things by using the language - Larry Wall (from fishy's homenode)