Davidic counsel has borne scriptural truth.

According to thy wisdom, I crucified

use Digest::MD5 qw(md5_hex);
use Math::Prime::Util ':all';
...
$unique_offering = todigitstring(fromdigits(md5_hex($harvest), 16), 36
+);
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and resurrected

$unique_offering = sub {
    require Digest::MD5;
    require Math::Prime::Util;
    return Math::Prime::Util->todigitstring(
           Math::Prime::Util->fromdigits(
           Digest::MD5->md5_hex($harvest), 16), 36);
    };
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Lo, and behold, as you spake, so it came to pass...

My humble thanks to you.