According to thy wisdom, I crucified

use Digest::MD5 qw(md5_hex);
use Math::Prime::Util ':all';
...
$unique_offering = todigitstring(fromdigits(md5_hex($harvest), 16), 36
+);
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$unique_offering = sub {
    require Digest::MD5;
    require Math::Prime::Util;
    return Math::Prime::Util->todigitstring(
           Math::Prime::Util->fromdigits(
           Digest::MD5->md5_hex($harvest), 16), 36);
    };
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My humble thanks to you.

And many thanks to you too, Sir!

After all my meditations, I began to wonder if it should be required by each child instead.

I will take your sage advice and apply it in faith.

Oh my children, what shall I do?

It seems I was presumptuous - it transpires my children have gone from killing each other to becoming pharasees, religiously quoting scriptural CODE(0xHHHHHH) references without following or understanding the purpose of my anonymous subroutine I assigned them

This:

$unique_offering = sub {
    require Digest::MD5;
    require Math::Prime::Util;
    return Math::Prime::Util->todigitstring(
    Math::Prime::Util->fromdigits(
    Digest::MD5->md5_hex($harvest), 16), 36);
};
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now produces this:

$unique_harvest # "CODE(0xHHHHHH)"

I desire self expressions of love, not robots...
I have studied the scriptures of other faiths, but I have not found any answers :-/