It's not about me, it's about why google sends people to perl.com: because they asked for something specific.

PHP is a Perl template engine gone rogue.

Free software communities should probably not ignore challenges from less free software (or "free" software with millions of dollars of venture capital behind it, like PHP).

Ignore all the marketing ploys now known as conventional wisdom and give people what they need and want from Perl.

JUST DO IT!™