It's a hard life

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Re: It's a hard life by rob_au (Abbot) on Aug 30, 2002 at 11:45 UTC
`# Life's a bitch and then you die $life->isa('bitch') && die` [download]	[reply] [d/l]
Re: Re: It's a hard life by sauoq (Abbot) on Sep 13, 2002 at 01:38 UTC
`# Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp. $life->isa('bitch') and $I = $life->pimp();` [download] -sauoq "My two cents aren't worth a dime.";	[reply] [d/l]
Re: It's a hard life by Chady (Priest) on Aug 30, 2002 at 10:56 UTC
`unless ($hope) { $suffer++ while ($alive); }` [download] He who asks will be a fool for five minutes, but he who doesn't ask will remain a fool for life. Chady \| http://chady.net/	[reply] [d/l]
Re: It's a hard life by RMGir (Prior) on Aug 30, 2002 at 20:11 UTC
While we're on this theme: `#there's no such thing as gravity, the earth sucks !(defined $gravity) && $earth->sucks();` [download] :) -- Mike	[reply] [d/l]
Re: It's a hard life by YuckFoo (Abbot) on Aug 30, 2002 at 20:59 UTC
`# In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes if ($key eq 'death' \|\| $key eq 'taxes') { $world{$key} = 1; else { $world{$key} = int(rand(2) - 1); }` [download] YuckFoo	[reply] [d/l]
Re: It's a hard life by Mr. Muskrat (Canon) on Aug 30, 2002 at 23:12 UTC
`$_++ if $loved; $_++ if $lost; $_++ if !$loved;` [download] It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all	[reply] [d/l]
Re: It's a hard life by tbone1 (Monsignor) on Sep 03, 2002 at 12:20 UTC
I just found out that the schools, which account for over 60% of government spending in my state, are now demanding more money because, basically, they are incompetent. This may be very bad Perl, but as a frustrated libertarian, I present: `# For every action there is an equal and opposite # government bureaucracy sub do_something { new action; new government->bureaucracy; government->bureaucracy = -action; my ++++++++++$taxes; }` [download] -- tbone1 As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.	[reply] [d/l]