I just found out that the schools, which account for over 60% of government spending in my state, are now demanding more money because, basically, they are incompetent. This may be very bad Perl, but as a frustrated libertarian, I present:

# For every action there is an equal and opposite
# government bureaucracy

sub do_something
{
  new action;
  new government->bureaucracy;
  government->bureaucracy = -action;
  my ++++++++++$taxes;
}
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tbone1
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.