In my book if it can be parsed by a two line regex, however cheesy, it ain't obfuscated.

This should clarify:

s/(\" and print \"|\+|he .{2}|\n|\r|\.+]//g; s/ \";/\.\n\"/;

My advice is use perl -de 0 to clarify the code works and then paste it in from there.

Frankus.