"Efficiency is intelligent laziness." -David Dunham
"When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong." -Richard Buckminster Fuller
If I understand your problem, I can solve it! Of course, the same can be said for you.
Thank you for pointing me at the module that I will need. Does the Perl Monks community always respond so thoroughly to novices in need? You have brought joy to my heart.