"Shooting Blanks"

use subs 'fork';

while( 1 )
{
  $me = fork();
  print "$me\n";
}

sub fork{ '*click*' }
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Anyone up for some voluntary gene pool removal?

Gentlemen! you shouldn't get so fired up about
Perl poetry. And requesting no comments is a pretty
unreasonable request now, isn't it?