#!/usr/bin/perl use strict; print "Just Another Perl Hacker!\n";
or...the golf version...
#!/usr/bin/perl print "Just Another Perl Hacker!\n";
Why do I have a feeling that I am going to get flamed over this lousy joke? (and I submit it now anyhow...what a dope...)

Update:
I know alot of people aren't real pleased with this node.

I hope I can ALMOST make up for it with the code below. I know it isn't much, but it is the best I could do in a short period of time and I just wanted to gesture an apology to a community that has done so much for me...
#!/usr/bin/perl -w use strict;my $japh=q/tsuJ rehtonA lreP !rekcaH/; my @j = reverse split /\s+/, reverse $japh; for (0..3){print $j[$_], " ";}


seanbo

In reply to My First JAPH by seanbo

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