#!perl
#

package SMiTZ;

BEGIN {
    until ($age > 19) {
        $self->freeload && $self->annoy_parents;
    }
}


sub new {
    my ($class, $self) = @_;
    unless (&work($self) || &sleep($self)) {
        $self->smoke;
        $self->cancer_probablity += rand(0.001);
    }
    bless ($self, undef);
}


END {
    $self->regret($self);
    $die;
}

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Dont worry, Im not suicidal or depressed, just wanted to do my Auto-Biography in perl golf.

SMiTZ
this is the first poem I ever wrote - thanks Perl

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