Hi brothers and systers!
This is my first experience in Perl Poetry. I don't know, is it successful of not. But I hope that it's nice even just a little :-)

#!/usr/bin/perl -w use strict; use Date; use constant AGE_LOW => 20; use constant AGE_HEIGHT => 30; use constant DELAY => 30; use constant SAFE => 1; my $success; my $me = Me->new(is_married => 0); my $girls = Girls->new(haire => 'brown-haired', eyes => 'brown', heigh +t => 'medium', body => 'slim', temper => 'sweet' ); my $dt = Date->new(); while(my $girl = $girls->next) { if($dt->between(AGE_LOW, AGE_HEIGHT, $girl->age) && !$girl->is_mar +ried) { $success = $girl->invite2date(with => $me, in => 'my home'); next unless $success; $me->clean_home; $me->make_dinner('romantic'); $me->wait_for($girl->time_of_date + DELAY); next if $me->end_of_timeout(); $girl->eat_and_drink(with => $me); $success = $me->try_to_kiss($girl); next unless $success; unless(SAFE) { no strict; $me->make_sex(with => $girl, safe => 'no' ); sleep(23328000); $girl->give_baby($me); } else { $me->make_sex(with => $girl) } if($me->in_love_with($girl)) { $me->get_married(with => $girl); last; } } } $me->go2pub() unless $me->is_married;
      
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SV* sv_bless(SV* sv, HV* stash);

In reply to Date with girl by nite_man

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