Certainly not golf and I don't know if it still qualifies as Perl :-) 

#!/usr/bin/perl

use strict;
use warnings;
use Inline 'C';

no_throw();

__END__
__C__

int no_throw() {
    int count;

    for(count=1;count<=500;count++){
        printf("I will not throw paper airplanes in class.\n");
    }
    return 0;
}

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Update: Oh, whilst putting this together I had problems (Autoload errors) using int main(void) {...}, please /msg me if you know why.

Update 2: broquaint++ for answering my question above. Inline::C's main() messes with Perl's own main(). I assumed that there was some trickery in the background to prevent that sort of thing.

If the information in this post is inaccurate, or just plain wrong, don't just downvote - please post explaining what's wrong.
That way everyone learns.

In reply to Re: Re: (TIMTOWTDI / Golf / Obfu) Airplanes in class by BazB
in thread (TIMTOWTDI / Golf / Obfu) Airplanes in class by Juerd

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