Not too obfuscated (you'll need Acme::Buffy and Acme::MJD -- you must click the d/l code link to run ) 
use Acme::MJD;

Now is the time in our program where you look at the manual.  --  Mark
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MJD says "you can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo!"
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