So maybe what it needs is to wrap the contents into a sub routine called poem... and then we can be gender biased ala 
&poem if $male;

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Is that better? ;) Because you are right of course, women don't ought not have this problem... hehe :)

On second thought I like this better, because the only way you can be a sweetie in the prior version is if you sprinkled and cleaned... 

$you = 'sweetie' if female;
while (tinkle) {$you = '!sweetie' if sprinkle};
$you = 'sweetie' if sprinkle && wipe seatie;

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Now most women are sweeties as they should be, except for the rogue female who manages to... well ya know.

In reply to RE: RE: Too much time? by gaspodethewonderdog
in thread Too much time? by gaspodethewonderdog

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