Obviously to the tune of 'Here Comes Santa Claus'

Here come lots of bugs, here come lots of bugs,
right down the headache lane.
small bugs, big bugs, all the sizes,
crawling over to you

People are screaming, tearing at hair,
but none of it helps at all.
Run for your life, that's the best.
Cause the bugs are coming for you.

Here come lots of bugs, here come lots of bugs,
right down the headache lane.
Taking out systems, bringing down networks,
software falling apart.
Hear the sizzle of frying hardware,
what the frickering foo?!
Suffer the fate as it is too late,
cause the bugs are coming for you.

Here come lots of bugs, here come lots of bugs,
right down the headache lane.
They don't think twice before they strike,
they just come whenever they please
All they know is the code is buggy,
there is no stopping them now.
Fill your bones with lots of fear,
cause the bugs are coming for you.

Here come lots of bugs, here come lots of bugs,
right down the headache lane.
They'll come around when the timing is bad,
the worst time possible.
Bringing terror and pain to all,
there is no escape from this hell
You're about to be eaten alive,
cause the bugs are coming for you.
cause the bugs are coming for you.

In reply to Re: Squash Them Bugs, a carol for the season by Coruscate
in thread Squash Them Bugs, a carol for the season by greenFox

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