OK, so let's say that your Boss is named Bill...and the unlucky coder's name is redmist. In that case, redmist sneaks into the office and takes the UPS that he just "procured" from the salt factory (BTW, the UPS is filled with salt), and DROP IT ON HIS POINTY LITTLE HEAD!!! Then grab a cup of coffee and the insurance money and rip out his heart so he can see how black it is before he dies...then shrivel it up and keep it as a souvenir. Then, send it to college, for that extra bit of torture.