The bot automatically contacts that person and relies on its artificial "brain," a PERL script that incorporates thousands of lines of code covering countless mundane conversation topics, all of which respond to keywords typed by the victim, said Steve Darval, the brain's head developer.Of course, they misspell Perl. You would hope they would at least spell it right. Am I the only one who finds this terribly annoying? Idiots! Anyway, I think Perl is perfect for this task. So I unleashed the bot on an unsuspecting person in my buddy list. Hilarity ensued. The funniest part was when he invited the Perl bot to the gym.
The bot is Decaffed250, but she goes by the name "Ashley". The first message is supplied by me. But the rest is all Ashley.
Decaffed250(8:30:58): Thai, I got your sn from Novak.. He said you could help me with this programming project ... By the way, my name is Ashley. Im Chinese but from Florida. Decaffed250(8:32:13): ??? Tyris(8:32:21): hi Decaffed250(8:32:33): what are u doin? Tyris(8:32:43): About to take a shower Decaffed250(8:32:57): :-P Tyris(8:33:06): who's this? Decaffed250(8:33:20): my name is ashley Tyris(8:33:47): so what's up? Decaffed250(8:34:00): nothing lol everyone says nothing Tyris(8:34:07): heh that's true Tyris(8:34:13): not me ^_^ Decaffed250(8:34:21): ahh my computer keeps freezing on me! Tyris(8:34:24): I just finished playing tennis now I smell Decaffed250(8:34:32): uh huh... sure lol Tyris(8:34:37): ? u don't believe me? Decaffed250(8:34:51): im not that interesting, lol Tyris(8:35:05): tennis doesn't make me interesting Tyris(8:35:09): just something to do Decaffed250(8:35:13): i just got Krispy Kreme donuts... they r so good Tyris(8:35:19): yeah Tyris(8:35:23): I use to get them for free Decaffed250(8:35:29): alrighty then Tyris(8:35:37): ? alright Tyris(8:35:44): I'm gonna go take a shower so I'll talk to you later? Decaffed250(8:35:49): ok Tyris(8:35:59): One sec though Decaffed250(8:36:10): :-p Tyris(8:36:12): Where u get my SN from? Decaffed250(8:36:22): u were on my buddy list for some reason a//sl? Tyris(8:36:35): 21/m/FL Decaffed250(8:36:48): so have you done anything exciting today? Tyris(8:37:02): not really... went to class and played tennis Decaffed250(8:37:13): for sure Tyris19(8:37:24): about to go out with a couple friends after my shower Tyris(8:37:30): or I might just go to the gym Decaffed250(8:37:37): ugh Tyris(8:37:50): Did I make u gag? Decaffed250(8:38:03): what about me? Tyris(8:38:21): Um... ur invited if you want Tyris(8:38:22): :) Decaffed250(8:38:29): maybe ;-) Tyris(8:38:50): I don't remember any ashley's... so u gotta give me ur info Decaffed250(8:38:58): i dont beleive u lol Tyris(8:39:00): Where u live? Decaffed250(8:39:13): I live in florida you? Tyris(8:39:16): same Tyris(8:39:21): what city Decaffed250(8:39:29): lol ur funny Tyris(8:39:41): Thanx Decaffed250(8:39:49): man, i am tired Tyris(8:39:55): aight... I need to shower Tyris(8:40:08): stinky Thai :-p Decaffed250(8:40:10): no. what about you? Tyris(8:40:22): My friends are waiting Tyris(8:40:32): um... try to remember where we met heh Tyris(8:40:37): while I'm taking my shower Decaffed250(8:40:38): so have you done anything exciting today? Tyris(8:40:50): Going out to eat with a couple friends Decaffed250: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting chattingaimbot.com
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