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Abraham Lincoln would have been a PerlMonk.

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That'll keep the population down. But, they'll probably rise from the ashes like a Phoenix.

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Hello, my name is Bill... you know, from Micro$oft.

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Like, we'll get your info to you really soon. Just, like, relax and chill.

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Personal ad: ... I like strolling on beaches, movies... and designing small-memory-footprint compilers!! Dang! Scratch that last one, please.

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Viva v1agra, baby!

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Could I get that in teele, or maybe mauve? Something to spruce up the place a bit.

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EXPRESSHOLES (eks pres' holz) n. People who try to sneak more than the "eight items or less" into the express checkout line.

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Whitespace? We don't need no steenking whitespace!

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I will not do your homework. Nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah.

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system("echo foo | sed 's/oo/ie/'");
Use the darned shell, already!

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I just know I can parse that HTML if I just add one more term to my 432-character regular expression...

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Access Denied! This is not that kind of website.

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In ancient Egypt, pharoahs were buried with the finest CPAN modules for use in the afterlife.

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What happens to poorly-written code over time. It reacts with moisture and either rusts or grows mold. Remember to store in a cool, dry directory.

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cluck!, globble, globble
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Monks be stylin' with pinstripes and patent leather shoes.

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You wish!

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mmmmmmmmmmm... donuts (in my best Homer Simpson voice)

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I'm... a... Ga-New
Spelled G-N-U
Call me bison or okapi
And I'll sue.
Nor am I in the least
like that dreadful wildebeast
Ga-no, ga-no, ga-no,
I'm a Ga-New

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