Questions??? I come here for the witty banter and pictures of llamas!

No, seriously, welcome aboard. You have just found what I believe is one of the best computer language communities on the internet. While this site is not the only reason I love Perl, it has greatly enhanced both my love of my language and my ability to use it as a deadly weapon. That, and it gives me something to do in boring telecoms :) Rejoice in the monastery, and be sure to consume the fine ales we brew in the basement. A vow of silence is definitely not encouraged.