I could go though several thousand ways of pointing out that I don't have any money to throw at hardware anymore, nor point out that...

Grumble. Time to rewire CGI.pm. I'd rather do that than take out a loan for more hardware. Besides, I don't have a site anyway.

And that, of course, is my opinion.

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