OzzyOsbourne don't bite my head off :-) but I don't really see the need. I'm one of the many forced to use NT (though only as a unreliable dumb terminal) and like many I find it hard not to have sarcastic swipes at it but NT questions do get answered such as this one. If you don't like adverse Windoze comments then just -- them (he said inviting trouble :-)

I could lie down like a tired child,
And weep away the life of care
Which I have borne, and yet must bear. Shelley 1792-1822