..patiently awaiting merlyn's "patch" to correct the disorganized nature of perl.com.

I have... it's called "use perl.org instead of perl.com". perl.org is for the people. perl.com is an advertising platform and self-promotion for the principle owners. That's not to say it's not useful, but rememeber the context of everything published there.

-- Randal L. Schwartz, Perl hacker