M$ employee walks into the Redmond common lounge and exclaims, "Guys, what is the fuss about these computers named after a fruit?"

M$ employee is pointed to the local Fruit-of-the-loom store.

M$ employee is barred from publishing his blog, and then summarily fired.

EFF takes on yet another freedom-to-know case.

Update: Obviously, I am posting the above tongue-in-cheek. mdog, the world of PHP is full of forums and help sites much like most other languages. I doubt, however, any place would come close to the spirit and community of Perlmonks.