1. Both unique, but not both primary.
2. Attack the scriptkiddie who's dosing my server.
3. When you didn't do your homework like you should, you get a sloppy webpage that doesn't entirely works.
4. ???? The missing floppies?
5. Well, none, version control is for dummies.
6. In the config file from Apache.
7. I need approx 2 gigs due to some stupid memleak i can't find, since i let others do my homework.
8. To fast, and your speeding ticket.
9. sudo rm -rf / > keep.temp
10. perl
11. No, (easy second answer then)....

Have fun :)