for ( $Europe, $America ) { $_->{"feeling of hysteria"}++; }
$leaders->exploit( $fear{all_the_threats} ) 
    =~ m/back then with the Soviets/;

Ahmadinejad::said("We will bury you");
not $I->subscribe( $_{"point of view"} );
$_ == do {$ignorant_thing}
    if ( $Muslims->love("their children"), "too" );

how can( $we, "save" ), our $little_boys,
    from( $Donald_Rumsfelds{deadly_ploys} );
not exists $monopoly{common_sense} foreach ( side($religious_fence) );

$_ eq $same_biology for ( @religion, @ideology );
believe($me)
    if $I->say( $to_you,
    $I->hope( $Americans->love("their children"), "too" ) );

not exists $historical{precedent},
    can( push( @mouth_of_the_president, @words ) );
not exists $winnable{war}, isa( $_, "lie we don't believe anymore" );

MrGeorgeBush::said("We will protect you");
not $I->subscribe( $_{"point of view"} );
believe($me)
    if $I->say( $to_you,
    $I->hope( $Christians->love("their children"), "too" ) );

$_ eq $same_biology for ( @religion, @ideology );
may_save( $me, $you ) if $Arabs->love("their children"), "too";
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Adapted from "Russians" by Gordon Sumner (not Summers, thanks, b10m).

Update: s/too_/to_/g Thanks, liverpole