in reply to Arabs

Ladies and Gentlemen, for your enjoyment, we now have come to tonight's main event....in this corner, weighing in at 500 lbs, and wearing the crown of thorns, is the heavyweight world champion Jesus ( the well-fed western fans roar). In the opposite corner, wearing the flowing white headdress, is the challenger Mohammed ( roars can be heard from the poor hoards outside the stadium, who couldn't afford admission). Who will be tonight's champion?

God-Allah lights a big cigar and thinks "What fools these human be".

I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh

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Re^2: Arabs
by Arunbear (Prior) on Feb 04, 2006 at 17:43 UTC
    Allah is God, no? Presumably you meant Mohammed (vs Jesus)?
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      Doh!! Corrected. :-) Bhudda laughs at this dumb monk, and it echos across the infinite void.
      I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh
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Re^2: Arabs
by Jenda (Abbot) on Jul 21, 2006 at 20:11 UTC

    May I ask how did the group of jewel and pearl garnished Saudi princes and other arabic countries leaders&relatives sitting on their own golden thrones delivered from their palaces react?

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      I don't know, they are watching the match on custom satellite feeds to their security bunkers. I think they are rooting for Jesus. ( because they know what is coming if the other side wins).
      I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. Cogito ergo sum a bum
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