... when, upon arriving into the US, you read the small print on the Immigration / Customs forms where it says "This form should take X minutes to fill in. If you have any suggestions for improving this please contact...", and think: "Surely that 'Use English' command at the top will be slowing it down" ...

Tony

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(acronym deciphered) Re: YKYBH(P)TL...
by japhy (Canon) on Jan 20, 2001 at 20:09 UTC
Re: YKYBH(P)TL...
by lzcd (Pilgrim) on Jan 21, 2001 at 05:52 UTC
    I've always thought they could reword the classic tick box option from:

    if ($drugs) { tick() }

    To:

    if ($IQ < 30) { tick() }

    I figure whatever people were left over (from not carrying drugs) you could probably deport just on the strength of their diminished usefulness to the state.
      Speaking of diminished usefulness to the state:
      for(@president) { if ($IQ < 30) { bush() } }
Re: YKYBH(P)TL...
by Elgon (Curate) on Jan 21, 2001 at 20:53 UTC
    Laughs++!

    Personally I get worried when I find myself using semicolons a lot more than normal when I write essays - I've also used nested brackets, ugh.

    Elgon