YKYBH(P)TL...

... when, upon arriving into the US, you read the small print on the Immigration / Customs forms where it says "This form should take X minutes to fill in. If you have any suggestions for improving this please contact...", and think: "Surely that 'Use English' command at the top will be slowing it down" ...

Tony

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(acronym deciphered) Re: YKYBH(P)TL... by japhy (Canon) on Jan 20, 2001 at 20:09 UTC
"You know you've been hacking (Perl) too long..." `japhy` -- Perl and Regex Hacker	[reply]
Re: YKYBH(P)TL... by lzcd (Pilgrim) on Jan 21, 2001 at 05:52 UTC
I've always thought they could reword the classic tick box option from: `if ($drugs) { tick() }` [download] To: `if ($IQ < 30) { tick() }` [download] I figure whatever people were left over (from not carrying drugs) you could probably deport just on the strength of their diminished usefulness to the state.	[reply] [d/l] [select]
Re: Re: YKYBH(P)TL... by epoptai (Curate) on Jan 21, 2001 at 14:16 UTC
Speaking of diminished usefulness to the state: `for(@president) { if ($IQ < 30) { bush() } }` [download]	[reply] [d/l]
Re: YKYBH(P)TL... by Elgon (Curate) on Jan 21, 2001 at 20:53 UTC
Laughs++! Personally I get worried when I find myself using semicolons a lot more than normal when I write essays - I've also used nested brackets, ugh. Elgon	[reply]