in reply to I couldn't resist

Yay, limerick!

a man once said "Perl is hairy!" and was right with his code - it was scary so he made PHP 'tis a plait, plain to see which is not only scary but dreary.

--shmem :-P

_($_=" "x(1<<5)."?\n".q·/)Oo.  G°\        /
                              /\_¯/(q    /
----------------------------  \__(m.====·.(_("always off the crowd"))."·
");sub _{s./.($e="'Itrs `mnsgdq Gdbj O`qkdq")=~y/"-y/#-z/;$e.e && print}