Many people find this too difficult to learn and use a translator.

Funny! I must say that one of the links you provided mentions that they are "sometimes wrongly but understandably mistaken for Scots" ("or Irish [...]") Well, I must say that having read Trainspotting in "English" I notice some similarities between its anglicized Scots and this Geordie. Actually, after having finished the book, it was relatively easy to compose some simple phrases (hopefully) in its style. Indeed I remember having written one such remark (link @ GG) in answer to a troll (yeah, yeah, I know) in clpmisc. To quote myself:

On 4 Sep 2006 14:11:14 -0700, "Skybuck" <skybuck2000@hotmail.com>
wrote:

[loads ay shite]

Oh ma perr wee lassie! Hud ah kent ye wir such a lurvely cunt ah
wid've joined yir cyberwar n aw fir sure, likesay. Sae long...
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BTW: you can insert links more easily with PM's shortcuts, e.g. [http://www.geordie.org.uk/|translator] will render as translator.