in reply to Getting Her Interest... Or Not...

Maybe you need to add a new sub to your love poem A Love Poem

sub Or_Not {
  if ( $my_girlfriend_who_I_love_more_than_life_itself->does_not_like(
+'Perl') ){   drink(); read_Playboys();  }
}

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I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. Cogito ergo sum a bum

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Re^2: Getting Her Interest... Or Not...
by tom10animal (Monk) on Mar 29, 2008 at 06:56 UTC

    You know what? You're absolutely right. Of course, though, I would modify it as such: 

    sub Or_Not {
  if ( $my_girlfriend_who_I_love_more_than_life_itself->does_not_like(
+'Perl')

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     and $my_girlfriend_who_I_love_more_than_life_itself->is_fed_up_with_me_for('Paying More Attention To My Computer Than Her And Staying On PerlMonks Unitl 3 AM') 
     ){   drink(); read_Playboys();

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     sleep_on_couch();

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     }
}

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    Tom "Turkey" Schaffer ( : >~

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