Certainly the *aquiring* of these saintly artifacts would slim down the supposedly burgeoning number of the annoited. It's been a great money maker over the years for the Roman Office....

drifting off into a pythonesque mode

*Knock
*Knock
*Knock

A slightly disheveled merlyn opens the door.

"'elo, are you a certain person known as merlyn, who posts regularly on
www.perlmonks.org"

"..ummm. Yes. So?"

"Right. We understand you have obtained the level of sainthood and have
come to collect relics."

"Excuse me?"

"Right Sir. Now don't be difficult..." checking clipboard "...we need your right
leg from the knee joint down. The PerlPopeMobile needs a new set of tyres. Now
now sir, no need to be like that, won't take a moment"..."

snapping off into normalacy - looking over my shoulder

Then again, maybe the system works just fine as it is..

EEjack