Do not give perl a whirl
Cause it will make you twirl
Like a cancer it will unfurl
Multiplying till you hurl
From exaustion and from pain
And the glow of the dot pitch pane
Your thoughts it will consume
Till you are a sleepless buffoon
With POD forever you will swoon 

 
___crazyinsomniac_______________________________________
Disclaimer: Don't blame. It came from inside the void
perl -e "$q=$_;map({chr unpack qq;H*;,$_}split(q;;,q*H*));print;$q/$q;"