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I have no sense of humor, cavac. So keep me out of your cut rate, basement geek-pr0n.

–Your Mother, Nancy VanMerkin (née Grue)

…huhhhhh… Line!

Oh, right. Did I get the part?

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by cavac (Prior) on Jun 26, 2012 at 13:05 UTC

    Dear Grue,

    Hereby we like to offer ypou a small part in our upcoming feature film text adventure. You will play a classic role. Looks aren't that important, the room will be completly dark.

    ACME Adventures Company Inc.

    "You have reached the Monastery. All our helpdesk monks are busy at the moment. Please press "1" to instantly donate 10 currency units for a good cause or press "2" to hang up. Or you can dial "12" to get connected directly to second level support."
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      Ah, just think of the endless comedic possiblities of such a great name... "No, you can't stab YOUR MOTHER!" ...

      I however, am a real grue ... for we AnonyMonks are legion! Lots of us throwing out the best advice you can get but just as likely to assasinate your character ... "You AND your mother too b*tches!"

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