Re^2: More material for PerlMonks text adventure

Dear Grue,

Hereby we like to offer ypou a small part in our upcoming ~~feature film~~ text adventure. You will play a classic role. Looks aren't that important, the room will be completly dark.

ACME Adventures Company Inc.

"You have reached the Monastery. All our helpdesk monks are busy at the moment. Please press "1" to instantly donate 10 currency units for a good cause or press "2" to hang up. Or you can dial "12" to get connected directly to second level support."

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Re^3: More material for PerlMonks text adventure by Anonymous Monk on Jun 27, 2012 at 04:55 UTC
Ah, just think of the endless comedic possiblities of such a great name... "No, you can't stab YOUR MOTHER!" ... I however, am a real grue ... for we AnonyMonks are legion! Lots of us throwing out the best advice you can get but just as likely to assasinate your character ... "You AND your mother too b*tches!"	[reply]