Right, like you're on the inside of the Perl Cabal. Why should we believe some random guy with an account - anyone can claim to be whomever they want to be on the internet. Show us some

. . .

<off_stage_whisper>
He is Dan Sugalski. Dan IS in The Perl Cabal, you twit. Shut up before you get Borged. Again.
</off_stage_whisper>

Oh.

Well, in that case, I guess I should get going. I have an appointment, with, err, with a person. Yeah. Nice talking to you, see you later. Bye now.

<runs_away />

P.S.
          for the humor-impaired

Yes, I know that Dan is so deep inside Perl that he needs a repeater to get local radio. I'm having fun. You know, that thing that makes your mouth open and funny sounds come out? Sometimes you spray milk out of your nose? ... Well, I enjoyed it.

<walks_away />

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Perl programming and scheduling in the corporate world, as explained by dragonchild:

"Uhh ... that'll take me three weeks, broken down as follows: 1 day for coding, the rest for meetings to explain why I only need 1 day for coding."