Yes, it is true. We at Microsoft have labored long and hard
to de-educate people, and these rogue OS's are not helping
our cause at all. People need Windows ... they are
just simply too stupid and desperately need our guidance and
knowledge. Just imagine if these OS users actually thought
for themselves ... where would the world be now?
"Friends don't let friends use anything but Windows" is our
new campaign slogan. We have invested close to a billion
dollars into this campaign, so look out Linux! Imagine
being reported by your neighbor or even your children for
using anything but Windows. So give up your silly little
antiquated command line interface ... join the mouse!
Of course, some would accuse Microsoft of dealing in less
than ethical business practices, such as using vapor-ware
to elimate possible competition. Let us remind you about
our Butterfly. Would a butterfly do something mean like
that? Of course not! It's a pretty butterfly. Fly pretty
butterfly! Fly! Microsoft is your butterfly. You like
Microsoft. Buy our products. Don't question authority.
Don't look into source code to see what evil pipeline we
have created. Did I say 'evil'? I meant Butterfly! Look at
the butterfly!
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This is the Windows-specific code. Are you worried that the Unix-side code isn't as terse looking?
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