Neither do I, but I don't see a need to defend or keep it either.

Looks like everyone(everyone who generalizes is a fool) most monks in the Monastery are programmed like this:

if ($NODE->{title} =~ /new feature/) {
    
    print [
      'You already have that feature in your browser',
      'You can already do that manually with X',
      'The DB server is already very loaded',
      'No' # I ran out of ideas ;)
    ]->[rand(4)];

}
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I believe you meant to write :)

if ($NODE->{title} =~ /new feature/) {
    print "I like things the way they are, and your suggest does not s
+eem better",$/;
}
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MJD says "you can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo!"

I run a Win32 PPM repository for perl 5.6.x and 5.8.x -- I take requests (README).

** The third rule of perl club is a statement of fact: pod is sexy.

Perhaps even this:

if ($NODE->{title} =~ /(?:XP|vote|voting|reputation)/ or
    $NODE->{content} =~ /(?:XP|vote|voting|reputation)/) {
  print "Your name has been appended to the enormous",
    " list of people who dislike the implementation",
    " of the Voting/Experience System. Perhaps one day",
    " the whole thing will be discarded as a horrible",
    " failure.";
}
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Give them some credit, Eliza's code is at least slightly more complex than that ;-P