My favorite poll or poll idea about beverages:

• My favorite {soda|pop} is...
• Average number of caffeinated beverages per work day
• Number of beverage containers currently on my desk
• I refer to a non-specified carbonated beverage as a:
• My preferred source of caffeine is...
• You like your coffee with
• The coffee I drink (and what programmer doesn't) is usually
• The glass is... (idea)
• What is your favourite beverage/brand?
• Of all the gin joints in all the universes in all of fiction, I had to walk into: (idea)
• When it comes to wine, I prefer… (idea)
• I usually boil water for tea using a(n) ... (idea)

My favorite poll or poll idea that gives an answer about beverages is:

• Most likely thing to make vroom go postal in the last 2 weeks of the semester (water)
• What's the best part about the Monastery? (mountain dew)
• Things I wish I could change about my job (drink)
• How is your work injuring/killing you? (drinking)
• My favorite lie is... (idea) (beer)
• How I want my memory managed (beer)
• entertainment is (coffee)
• Which module, if taken cruelly away from you, would leave you about as productive as a Java programmer? (coffee)
• Breakfast (coffee)
• I'm not going to [http://braga.yapceurope.org/|YAPC Europe: Braga, Portugal], because (beer)
• I'm *going* to [http://braga.yapceurope.org/|YAPC Europe: Braga, Portugal], because (beer)
• I prefer (beer)
• When I downvote a node its is usually because (coffee)
• My ideal Valentine (beer)
• When you are are having a Perl problem you (drink)
• How do you feel about St. Patrick? (beer)
• Beer or wine? (wine, beer)
• Your favorite line describing what monks are "really" doing in the monastery (drink)
• Why do you use Perl? (beer)
• Future historians will find that the material characteristic of the current era is... (idea) (water)
• I deliberately tell lies to children about … (alcohol)
• The breakfast of champions is... (idea) (coffee, beer)
• I could live without (alcohol)
• When I Wake Up Every Morning I (Hair Of The Dog (alcohol), tea, coffee)
• If I moved to the Past, what I missed the most would be (water)
• If Perl were a breakfast food, what would it be? (coffee)
• How do you celebrate your big birthday? (alcohol)
• Vampires are immortal, which means the only way to kill them is (water)
• If the universe was more like Perl, I would... (idea) (beer)
• Girls won't code in Perl because (milk)
• When my Perl script doesn't work, i (coffee)
• The thing i fear most about going too far back in time is (beer)
• The first thing I do when I get to my desk at school (coffee)
• What would you miss the most in a post-apocalyptic world? (idea) (water, coffee, beer)
• The four basic classes of nutrients are proteins, carbohydrates, fats, and… (idea) (alcohol, water)

Honorable Mention:

• What are you doing while you go to work at the morning? (beer party)
• The most unusual place I have logged into Perl Monks from is (starbucks)
• Where/when do you think about code? (coffee break)
• Best Perl Mongers meeting location (coffee shop)
• When casting a vote, I usually (ethyl alcohol)
• Least favorite non-geek(s) at my job: (soda refiller)
• I work (starbucks)
• The tool I most detest/hate is (coffee machine)
• In order to mop the kitchen floor, the Right Way to prepare the bucket of cleaning agent is (cleaning water)
• Perl 6 needs a theme song! I think it should be: (troubled water)
• What technique do you use for washing up? (cleaning water)
• My favourite poll on PerlMonks is (mentions Average number of caffeinated beverages per work day, and itself)
• I'm looking forward to 2011 the way I once looked forward to (drinking)
• I don't suggest Polls because (drink)
• The greatest love of my life is: (idea) (alcohol capacity)
• The best object to provide scale on a photo showing a small object is: (idea) (Drinking glass)
• The most drunk I've ever been:
• I can't imagine how I could ever live without an (kettle, Coffee machine)
• When my script doesn't work, I ... (coffee break)
• Number of PerlMonks coffee mugs I would like to purchase
• How many man-hours would you estimate you have invested in learning Perl? (idea) (Scalosian water)
• I use Perl for (teapot)

ambrus is the author of 13 of these, more than vroom and apl together, each with 5. <insert witty comment here>