Drunk at the monastery


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Drunk at the monastery

by pvaldes (Chaplain)

on Oct 24, 2012 at 18:33 UTC ( [id://1000683]=monkdiscuss: print w/replies, xml )

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Esteemed Perloholics Anonymous, things are getting alarming here:

I must admit that this is not a totally unexpected result. Yes, WE HAD some clues at the monastery

Found 50 nodes where title contains "vine"
Found 13 nodes where title contains "whisky" or "whiskey"
Found 13 nodes where title contains "vodka"
Found 11 nodes where title contains "alcohol"
Found 26 nodes roughly where any text contains all of "how", "to", "ma
+ke", "beer"
Found 5 nodes with: "Tk problem: keep sober"
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And not even mention about how easy is to find people talking about "hash" here!, but things can get worse and here is the proof!

search: monk 

Duplicates Found
Multiple nodes named "monk" were drunk
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mul-ti-ple no-des, shame on you perlmonks!

What's happening here?

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Re: Drunk at the monastery
by Athanasius (Archbishop) on Oct 26, 2012 at 09:17 UTC

What’s happening here?

When questing Acolyte or puzzled Scribe
Is answered in a harsh, sarcastic jibe,
Perchance he liquid solace doth imbibe.

The careless insult (consequence unthunk
By the insulter) goads the sorry monk
To drown his sorrows, and anon — he’s drunk.

But only junior monks abuse libation:
For ev’ry Friar, at his graduation,
Embraces the ideal of Moderation.

Athanasius <°(((>< contra mundum

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