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My real name—the one that doesn't have anything to do with my love of coffee and the fact I used to moonlight at Starbucks—is Brian Cooke.

I'm an accidental programmer, with a degree in accounting. Perl has been helping me get my job done since early 2002, which means I started about five years late. (Took me a while to get sufficiently lazy.)

My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Holy Howitzer of Hope. What's Yours?