the Matrix is as real as Reality to a certain epsilon of error.
therefore we can assume the Information Infrastructure of the Matrix (as viewed by the inhabitants of the Matrix) is as complex and diverse as that in Reality (within epsilon).
Neo has spent a long time searching the Information Infrastructure of the Matrix looking for somthing.
Neo found what he was looking for.
therefore Neo is a Perl programmer (where Matrix Perl is within epsilon of Reality Perl). because we all know that he would have never found what he was looking for in a complex and diverse Information Infrastructure using any of those other programming languages. QED
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