Inspired by my girlfriend who I love more than life itself...

#!/usr/bin/perl
use warnings;
use strict;

my @time;
my $prettygirl = 'beautiful';
my $herresponse = 'will be yes';

sub hugs
{
print "OOO";
}

sub kisses
{
print "XXX";
}

while($prettygirl eq 'beautiful')
{
    @time = localtime(time);
    
    print "I love you more than anything in the world!";
    &hugs;
    &kisses;
    
    if($time[5] == 109 and $time[7] == 104)
    {
        until($herresponse eq 'yes')
        {
            print "Will You Marry Me?\n";
            ##########
            #Pretty Girl's Response...
            ##########
            chomp($herresponse = <STDIN>);
        }
    }
    
    if($time[5] == 110 and $time[7] == 170)
    {
        if($herresponse eq 'yes')
        {
            while($time[5] == 110 and $time[7] == 170)
            {
                @time = localtime(time);
                ##########
                #Wedding Bells
                ##########
                print "\aDing \aDong\n";
            }
        }
    }
    
    &hugs;
    &kisses;
    print "\n";
}
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